Felonies People Asked Me To Commit This Year

I wanted to do a year end blog post and couldn’t come up with a good topic so I figured I would just list all the federal felonies people asked me to commit for them this past year by hacking the following:

Bosses Gmail account
Blog of a business rival
Multiple wireless networks
Twitter account of LeBron James
Target
Many, Many Facebook accounts
My son’s Marvel game so that he would never die.  (Ok, I actually tried to do this one).

Seriously… I am not built for federal prison so please stop asking me to commit federal crimes for you.  In most cases I can’t do it and in the rare case I can the need to not get jumped in the shower will stop me from helping you.