Thanks to a crap load of medicine my heart didn’t explode last night and I was able to come home this afternoon.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.

My son found a turtle in our yard on Saturday afternoon. My wife asked him if he wanted to turn it into a TMNT but he said he was all out of mutagent so he let it go.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

When getting an ice tea at Starbucks ask for “no water” for a much stronger (and in my opinion a much better) flavor. At Starbucks the tea is double-strength in pitcher and watered down for your final recipe.

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