Let this be the official record of The Great Twinkie War of 2012.
Thursday, January 12th:
An innocent conversation was had about Hostess filing for bankruptcy protection. One of the new developers in my office admits that they hate Twinkies.
Friday, January 13th:
I happen to have some Twinkies in my office. I leave a Twinkie on the new developers desk.
Monday, January 16th:
The Twinkie is back on a desk with a sticky note saying “Eat Me”.
Tuesday, January 17th:
I deposit 10 freshly bought Twinkies on the developer’s desk. He neatly stacks them on the corner of his desk where they remain for the next 7 days.
Tuesday, January 24th:
This Happens:
I have now been Twinkie bombed with 60 Twinkies. I now have to let this go or retaliate by locating the nearest hostess distributor and buying 600 Twinkies (Which cost $167.87 with tax delivered, if you were wondering).