1. There is a McDonalds no more than 100 feet from the Kremlin. Why cant we be this efficient in America?
2. Rollerblading is still a thing here, a very big thing.
3. They are just as excited about Madagascar 3 as I am.
4. Throwing a coin over your shoulder at Kilmetere Zero is good luck…
for these ladies who stand around and pick up all the coins people throw on the ground…
5. The Tsar likes big bells and can not lie.