Now this is the story all about how
My phones got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became an android user?
Yes, I hate Android.
Yes, I hate the fact the 99.7% of all Android smart phones vulnerable to serious data leakage.
Yes, I have bashed Android on my twitter account for a long time.
Yes, I loved my Iphone.
Yes, I bought a $30 HTC Inspire 4G Android phone today.
Butt…Butt… I had to… Kinda, Sorta.
This morning my Iphone refused to charge on any of the 5 or 6 chargers I have a around the house and office so I was forced into a corner, because like oxygen a security guy needs to have a phone with all of my email accounts on them to survive.
I kept a hold of my Iphone 3Gs for the last six months hoping that the Iphone 5(4Gs) would come out in June, because I wasnt going to drop $199.99 on a year old phone.
So I went to Best Buy and was faced with the hardest decision an IPhone fan can make, buy a year old phone for $200 or buy an Android/Windows 7 phone for no more than $50?
The sales lady pretty well laughed at me when I told her I was thinking about buying a Iphone 4 for $200 when every Android and Windows 7 phone in the store was $50 and less.
She told me that she could make me a great deal on the Inspire and get me out of the store for $30 instead of $200. At that point no amount of sweet UI, ITunes, non flash playing sexy silver rim could make me fork about ~7* the money.
So I cried inside knowing that I will be ridiculed on the internet and in the office for this choice but sometimes as a man you have to do it….
And I yelled to Steve Jobs "Yo, homes smell you later!“
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Android?