The Great Twinkie War of 2012

Let this be the official record of The Great Twinkie War of 2012. 

Thursday, January 12th:
An innocent conversation was had about Hostess filing for bankruptcy protection. One of the new developers in my office admits that they hate Twinkies.

Friday, January 13th:
I happen to have some Twinkies in my office. I leave a Twinkie on the new developers desk.

Monday, January 16th:
The Twinkie is back on a desk with a sticky note saying “Eat Me”.

Tuesday, January 17th:
I deposit 10 freshly bought Twinkies on the developer’s desk.  He neatly stacks them on the corner of his desk where they remain for the next 7 days.

Tuesday, January 24th:

This Happens:

I have now been Twinkie bombed with 60 Twinkies. I now have to let this go or retaliate by locating the nearest hostess distributor and buying 600 Twinkies (Which cost $167.87 with tax delivered, if you were wondering).

So what do you hate about SOPA?

Really, what is it that you hate about SOPA? Is it the blocking of trafficking in inherently dangerous goods or services or is it protecting U.S. businesses from foreign and economic espionage.

Or is it that your best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who knows something about DNS that told you it will force YouTube off the internet. I guess it’s pretty serious.

The truth is that bill does have some obtuse language that if twisted around and ran through enough Outrage Enhancement Filters™ could lead you to believe that if you have a link to a Jay-Z MP3 on your blog that it will get taken off the internet and you’ll never be able to get it back.

That needs to be fixed and the House Judiciary Committee is going to have to a hearing in February to mark up the bill (read: re-write it) to clean up some of the language.

This bill is obviously about large scale pirating sites like the pirates bay. The fact companies like Wikipedia, Reddit, Tumblr, OpenDNS and Thinkgeek are standing up for these pirate websites has to have them feeling like they won a huge battle.

Hackers steal 24 million users’ information from Zappos

This weekend Zappos announced they were hacked and lost a DB that had your name, e-mail address, billing and shipping addresses, phone number, the last four digits of your credit card number and/or your cryptographically scrambled password.  For some reason it was also important to let people know their server was in Kentucky?

Ok? So what does this mean to someone with a Zappos account?

It shouldn’t mean anything unless you reuse your online passwords. Then you NEED to change your passwords on all sites that share your Zappos password.  

It is really important to stop reusing passwords on the internet. It’s the fastest way to go from a small incident like this to someone having access to your email, banking, corporate and social media accounts.

Here is how I stop password reuse. Its simple, cheap and effective.

Crossing the Rubicon and Decision Making Skills

Today is the 2,061st  anniversary of the crossing of the Rubicon by Caesar.

It got me thinking about how it is recorded in history and what it can teach us about decision making skills. 

I know of two places it is prominently recorded:

The Life of the 12 Caesars has it recorded like this:

When he came to the river Rubicon, which parts Gaul within the Alps from the rest of Italy, his thoughts began to work, now he was just entering upon the danger, and he wavered much in his mind, when he considered the greatness of the enterprise into which he was throwing himself. He checked his course, and ordered a halt, while he revolved with himself, and often changed his opinion one way and the other, without speaking a word. This was when his purposes fluctuated most; presently he also discussed the matter with his friends who were about him, (of which number Asinius Pollio was one,) computing how many calamities his passing that river would bring upon mankind, and what a relation of it would be transmitted to posterity. At last, in a sort of passion, casting aside calculation, and abandoning himself to what might come, and using the proverb frequently in their mouths who enter upon dangerous and bold attempts, “The die is cast,” with these words he took the river. Once over, he used all expedition possible, and before it was day reached Ariminum, and took it.

Plutarch’s Life of Caesar has it recorded like this:

Then, overtaking his cohorts at the river Rubicon, which was the boundary of his province, he paused for a while, and realising what a step he was taking, he turned to those about him and said: “Even yet we may draw back; but once cross yon little bridge, and the whole issue is with the sword.”

Caesar showed his true decision making and leadership skills here (while deciding to start a civil war).

Caesar did the three things it takes to make a good decision:

  • He took time to himself to think about his choices and the consequences of his actions.
  • He inquired of his mentors and advisors.
  • He calculated the odds and decided the risk was worth the reward.

When it came down to it Caesar didn’t have a clear answer if crossing the Rubicon was 100% going to work but he had put enough thought and time into the decision making process that he knew it would gain him more than doing nothing. It ended up gaining him the world.

Your passwords should never have a birthday party.

How old is the password to your online banking?  Could you throw it a 1st birthday party and invite any of its friends over (Facebook, Email, Amazon, Etc.)?

 

The sad truth is a good password should never live to see its first birthday.  Please help me end birthday parties for passwords in 2012 by changing your online passwords today.

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